Blog 6
As many of you may know, the void broke a week ago from today releasing a pterodactyl into an elevator. Whether or not the void has reopened to reclaim its lost specimen, I am unaware. Do not contact the zoo if you spot the beast. I'm not sure who you should contact. Feel free to contact me as I am an easily amused moderately, quickly decaying carcass. I enjoy phone calls. If the void releases more pterodactyls or "dactyls" as I like to call them, do not be alarmed, the lonely little one probably just wants a friend. As that is why we all enter and exit elevators: to get to our friends. I encourage you to find an elevator near you to go see your friend. Remember, only friendless antisocial people take the stairs eight stories.
Enjoy Life,
Cincy Fox
Raquel Crowe
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