Rating Nachos -2/ 0

Blog 10

     As many of  you may know, creatures in society often create goals. They reason with ethics and think if I can do this then that will be worth it. That is how I reasoned with remaining in a class. A horrifying speech about how everything is complex and difficult ended with, at the end we get drinks at a certain location. And from that moment, I pictured nachos. The certain location had nachos on their menu, I had never tried them and that became my only goal. Take the class, perhaps succeed, get nachos.
     I did much better than I had expected in the class, and my partner and I were told we were the most intimidating to go up against. The highest compliment I have been bestowed all year. After making it to the final thing, we completed the thing, then went to the certain place. My peers ordered beers. The bartender got to me and I excitedly exclaimed how I needed nachos. To my horror he said the "queso person" didn't make the queso that morning. Everyone within ear shot made a scene. They knew this was my dying wish. I then asked if I could just have chips and salsa. The bartender may as well have jumped across the bar and stabbed me with a plastic spork until I died, because what he said next emotional felt as if he had done so: we actually don't have salsa either. An echo of boos erupted. My face was bright red. He made me a fool. I politely demanded free chips. He said yes and how he was sorry. I watched him pour a third of a bag of Tostitos onto the cheap paper trough thing they normally but nachos, wings, hot dogs, and other various foods in.
     Defeated, I took my "nachos," turned away from the bartender and grouped up with my peers. The professors with us were curious about my nachos. My peers joked and snacked on chips with me. We found a table with five free magical clementines. They were rather aged, so we used them as decoration. I finished my nachos. The most bland nachos on earth. In that moment I realized I should drop out. Nothing is worth anything. But then another thought hit me. I should have brought my own queso.
     The important take away is to always have emergency queso, don't set goals, address the void by name, and to dress in a way to intimidate those around you.

        Enjoy Life, 

                Cincy Fox

                Raquel Crowe